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Cheesy Pick up Lines Cute 2022

24-06-2022 11:43:33 am

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines Cute

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? [«What for?»] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

What’s on the menu? Me-n-U

You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.

If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.

Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

Can I hit you in the face… with my lips?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, «What are you doing?» You respond: «Yep! Made in heaven!»

Be unique and different, say yes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say «I love you» with my last breath!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re «mmmm… good!»

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I have an «owie» on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s «god» spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get «love» and «lust» mixed up.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.

You’re so cute it’s distracting!

Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were your parents Greek Gods, ‘cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

You are the reason men fall in love.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

You better call Life Alert, ‘cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone’s wife.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

I know where they give out free drinks… it’s a place called “My House”!

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You’re my favorite weakness.

You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is «good bye».

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

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