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Funny Pick up Lines 2022

03-07-2022 02:13:52 am

Look at the best Funny pick up lines so that you fall in love and make that special person for you laugh.

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The Best Funny Pick Up Lines

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Funny Pick Up Lines

GoodOn a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

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