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Smooth Funny Pick Up Lines
- You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me, will you?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?
- Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.
- Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Hey, I need some directions, and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.
- Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.
- What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick up line.
- I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”
- Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
- Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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- Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
- I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
- Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
- I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
- Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
- Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.
- Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- If your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
- I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
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- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
- Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.
- Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
- Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
- Nice shirt! What’s it made of, boyfriend material?
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
- Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
- If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
- Can I walk you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
- You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
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